The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun
Population | 8.061 billion |
Capital | The Earth - centre of all creation |
Leader | Jill Stein |
Faith | Time Cubeism |
Currency | Voodoo Donut |
Animal | Sentient Grass |
The Unconventional Conspiracy of The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jill Stein with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 8.061 billion Portland residents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Earth - centre of all creation. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Scientological economy, worth 37.1 trillion Voodoo Donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,607 Voodoo Donuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's border, Jill Stein has just been declared ruler of The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's national animal is the Sentient Grass and its national religion is Time Cubeism.
The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun is ranked 256,002nd in the world and 8,313th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 17.04562797968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun created a custom banner.
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun altered its national flag.
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun was refounded in Balder.
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun ceased to exist in Artificial Solar System.
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's influence in Artificial Solar System fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
- : The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".