Most Income Equality: 1,259thMost Authoritarian: 4,908thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,748th
The Unconventional Conspiracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
There is no moon.
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun

Population8.061 billion

CapitalThe Earth - centre of all creation
LeaderJill Stein
FaithTime Cubeism

CurrencyVoodoo Donut
AnimalSentient Grass

The Unconventional Conspiracy of The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Jill Stein with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 8.061 billion Portland residents are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Earth - centre of all creation. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Scientological economy, worth 37.1 trillion Voodoo Donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,607 Voodoo Donuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's border, Jill Stein has just been declared ruler of The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the recent ban on computers is causing havoc throughout the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun's national animal is the Sentient Grass and its national religion is Time Cubeism.

The Earth is Orbited by a Triangular Sun is ranked 256,002nd in the world and 8,313th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 17.04562797968 days.

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Most Income Equality: 1,259thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,908thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,748thTop
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Most Income Equality: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 142nd in the regionMost Extreme: 203rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 325th in the region

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