The Give me the Zombie egg of The Dream of Kirby is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.484 billion Puffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Puffy economy, worth 450 trillion Stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,097 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Dream of Kirby is ranked 57,950^th in the world and 35^th in Callista for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 106.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.