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The Dream of Kirby

Population5.484 billion

CapitalWaddle Dee Town


The Give me the Zombie egg of The Dream of Kirby is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.484 billion Puffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waddle Dee Town. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Puffy economy, worth 450 trillion Stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 82,097 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cappy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Dream of Kirby is ranked 57,950th in the world and 35th in Callista for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 106.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 648thBest Weather: 1,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,550thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,942ndNicest Citizens: 3,100thMost Inclusive: 4,672ndHighest Food Quality: 5,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,050thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,166thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,204thMost Influential: 6,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,417thMost Devout: 6,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 8,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,980thHealthiest Citizens: 9,471stSafest: 10,181stMost Pacifist: 10,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,478thMost Cultured: 12,398thTop
Largest Governments: 15,073rdMost Income Equality: 16,101stMost Armed: 18,112thMost Developed: 20,166thSmartest Citizens: 21,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,171stLowest Crime Rates: 24,866th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the region

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