The United Archipelago of The Dolphin Isles is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Kama with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.985 billion Dolphinesians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cinica. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphinesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,636 trillion Clams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,806 Clams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists call Dolphinesian beach towns "the fine coastline", future leaders of The Dolphin Isles regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Dolphin Isles's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Dolphin Isles is ranked 1,413^th in the world and 1^st in Cadrea for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 862.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.