The Magical Kingdom of The Disneyland Hotel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Walt Disney Parks And Resorts with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.797 billion Disneyland Hotelians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Disneyland Hotel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Disneyland Hotelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,708 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 158,227 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 863,411 per year while the poor average 14,851, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, torture is illegal, The Disneyland Hotel is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Disneyland Hotel's national animal is the mouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Disneyland.

The Disneyland Hotel is ranked 78,061^st in the world and 7^th in Disneyland for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,203.84 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.