The Republic of The Denver Nuggets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.366 billion Denver Nuggetsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Denver Nuggetsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,048 baht, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Denver Nuggets's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Denver Nuggets is ranked 42,312^th in the world and 2,639^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.75 law-abiding acts per hour.