The Defender of Truth Fox News
Population | 21.188 billion |
Capital | Metropolis |
Leader | Greg Gutfeld |
Faith | Church of the Cosmic Skull |
Currency | reichsmark |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of The Defender of Truth Fox News is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Greg Gutfeld with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.188 billion Defender of Truth Fox Newsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Defender of Truth Fox Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,698 trillion reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,132 reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
The new one reichsmark coin also makes a handy throwing-star, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Defender of Truth Fox News's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Cosmic Skull.
The Defender of Truth Fox News is ranked 17,426th in the world and 20th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Stationary, with 1,713.976159999 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Defender of Truth Fox News was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, the new one reichsmark coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in The Defender of Truth Fox News, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.