The Defender of Truth Fox News
Population | 17.423 billion |
Capital | Metropolis |
Leader | Tucker Carlson |
Faith | Church of the Cosmic Skull |
Currency | reichsmark |
Animal | cow |
The Republic of The Defender of Truth Fox News is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tucker Carlson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.423 billion Defender of Truth Fox Newsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Defender of Truth Fox Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,124 trillion reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 351,517 reichsmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,045,178 per year while the poor average 92,688, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.
Companies balk at paying their workers, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Defender of Truth Fox News's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Cosmic Skull.
The Defender of Truth Fox News is ranked 2,882nd in the world and 10th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 23,054.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, divorce is illegal.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, companies balk at paying their workers.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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The Defender of Truth Fox News, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.