Largest Welfare Programs: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th
The People's Republic of
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The Crooked Beat

Population35.215 billion

LeaderStar Child

CurrencyPyramid
AnimalUnfunky UFO

The People's Republic of The Crooked Beat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Star Child with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.215 billion Crooked Beatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Crooked Beatian economy, worth a remarkable 9,552 trillion Pyramids a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,256 Pyramids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Crooked Beat City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown. The Crooked Beat's national animal is the Unfunky UFO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Crooked Beat is ranked 18,019th in the world and 7th in A Modern World for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 313,601 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 48thMost Rebellious Youth: 97thNicest Citizens: 101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 108thMost Cheerful Citizens: 165thMost Pacifist: 181stMost Cultured: 203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 258thSmartest Citizens: 289thHighest Food Quality: 347thLargest Publishing Industry: 377thLargest Governments: 409thMost Developed: 417thHealthiest Citizens: 428thSafest: 432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 524thMost Advanced Public Transport: 530thHighest Economic Output: 557thMost Inclusive: 605thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 707thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 727thMost Beautiful Environments: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,094thLargest Populations: 1,336thLowest Crime Rates: 1,339thBest Weather: 2,096thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,719thHighest Average Incomes: 2,865thMost Efficient Economies: 3,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,124thMost Influential: 9,247thNudest: 10,038thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,042ndMost Secular: 13,505thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,121stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,646thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,019thMost Income Equality: 21,343rd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Crooked Beat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, The Crooked Beat City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, walking to the local pizza parlour earns a lovely sports participation ribbon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, recognizing the Crooked Beatian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crooked Beat, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.

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