Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,633rdLargest Black Market: 3,070thMost Primitive: 3,165th
The United 🦀 Territories of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Blessed Land
Ivor Clambucket
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Crablands

Population17.315 billion

CapitalDungeness
LeaderIvor Clambucket
FaithOne True Church

CurrencyShell
AnimalStarfish

The United 🦀 Territories of The Crablands is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ivor Clambucket with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.315 billion Crablanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dungeness. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crablandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,572 trillion Shells a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,585 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Crablands's national animal is the Starfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is One True Church.

The Crablands is ranked 254,120th in the world and 20th in Axixican Confederation for Most Stationary, with 17.73274559548 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,633rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,070thMost Primitive: 3,165thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,200thLargest Retail Industry: 5,891stFattest Citizens: 6,306thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,364thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,603rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,482ndHighest Economic Output: 8,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,669thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,528thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,389thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,460thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19,200thMost Patriotic: 20,375thLargest Populations: 21,090thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,554thHighest Average Incomes: 22,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,345thLowest Crime Rates: 25,825thLargest Governments: 28,395thMost Efficient Economies: 28,789th
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Crablands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Crablands's influence in Axixican Confederation rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in The Crablands, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crablands, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crablands, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crablands, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in The Crablands, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : The Crablands's influence in Axixican Confederation rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : The Crablands's influence in Axixican Confederation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : The Crablands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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