The United Socialist States of The Commie Democrats is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 420 million Commies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elephant city. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Commie economy, worth 28.5 trillion Goulashes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,899 Goulashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, mollycoddled youths run the country, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Commie Democrats's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Commie Democrats is ranked 154,261^st in the world and 219^th in Karma for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 81,019 Standard Monetary Units.