The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 553 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 62.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,392 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Republic of Galbadiana.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Republic of Galbadiana.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
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