Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,182ndNudest: 2,827thMost Influential: 3,285th
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The Cold Northern North

Population553 million


CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalGolden Goat

The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 553 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 62.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,392 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 15,769th in the world and 869th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,242.23 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,182ndTop
Nudest: 2,827thMost Influential: 3,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,077thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,428thMost Authoritarian: 9,715thLowest Crime Rates: 10,017thMost Secular: 10,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,285thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,679thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,715thLargest Governments: 13,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,628thHealthiest Citizens: 15,728thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,169thSafest: 18,007thBest Weather: 18,466thSmartest Citizens: 19,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,079thMost Developed: 20,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,034thMost Inclusive: 22,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,996th
Nudest: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 356th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 409th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 410th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452nd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 513th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 626th in the regionLargest Governments: 696th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 722nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 801st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 802nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 846th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 848th in the regionMost Extreme: 857th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 862nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 869th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 880th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 901st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 927th in the region

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