The Matriarchy of THE CHISS DESCENDANCY Shall FALL is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 14.266 billion disappointments are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped disappointment of an economy, worth 513 trillion embarrasing failures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 36,004 embarrasing failures, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students returning from overseas study are questioning the status quo, genetic researchers have been expelled, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE CHISS DESCENDANCY Shall FALL's national animal is the fail.

THE CHISS DESCENDANCY Shall FALL is ranked 84,570^th in the world and 10^th in The Meme Must Go On for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.92 law-abiding acts per hour.