The Not so Capitalist Nation of The Capitalist China Party is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 达尔文 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 2.491 billion Capitalist Chinese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist Chinese economy, worth 434 trillion Yuens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 174,419 Yuens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All guns must be registered, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the 'sing-a-long with 达尔文' album is a popular souvenir, and communists in The Capitalist China Party note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Capitalist China Party's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Capitalist China Party is ranked 14,733^rd in the world and 63^rd in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.19 bananas ingested per day.