The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Nkosi Zulu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.211 billion Calabash Protectorateans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 252 trillion Tiles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 114,148 Tiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, gift baskets often contain working nukes, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and only Nkosi Zulu's friends count in the eyes of the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Following new legislation in The Calabash Protectorate, only Nkosi Zulu's friends count in the eyes of the government.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Kotori RvB and Miss Lina fan of Nordic-British Union.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Protectorate of Balkava.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Arima Dome.
- : Following new legislation in The Calabash Protectorate, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Republic of Kaihe.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Federation of Brotigymbymmoereekin.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Republic of The republic of iraqistan.
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Republic of Elder Realms.
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