Rudest Citizens: 4,085thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,231stLargest Retail Industry: 7,357th
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The British Lions

Population935 million


The United Kingdom of The British Lions is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 935 million British Lionsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 12.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British Lionsian economy, worth 96.5 trillion Yoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,178 Yoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and recognizing the British Lionsian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Lions's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The British Lions is ranked 35,482nd in the world and 2nd in Grand Pacifica for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,484.08 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Rudest Citizens: 4,085thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,231stLargest Retail Industry: 7,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,128thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,148thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,229thTop
Fattest Citizens: 14,751stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,009thMost Efficient Economies: 19,771st

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