Most Rebellious Youth: 219thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thHighest Crime Rates: 268th
The Pirate Nation of
Anarchy
And really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
Captain Jack Sparrow
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Brethren C0urt

Population23.146 billion

CapitalShipwreck
LeaderCaptain Jack Sparrow
FaithHeathen God worship

CurrencyPiece of Eight
AnimalCuttlefish

The Pirate Nation of The Brethren C0urt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Captain Jack Sparrow with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.146 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shipwreck. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pirata economy, worth a remarkable 5,315 trillion Pieces of Eight a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,668 Pieces of Eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Captain Jack Sparrow is a silly poophead, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Brethren C0urt's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Heathen God worship.

The Brethren C0urt is ranked 2,087th in the world and 39th in the West Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 27,924.97 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 219thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 228thHighest Crime Rates: 268thMost Armed: 340thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 488thMost Cheerful Citizens: 657thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 681stLargest Gambling Industry: 686thFattest Citizens: 717thLargest Publishing Industry: 752ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 825thRudest Citizens: 896thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,199thMost Stationary: 1,369thMost Avoided: 1,448thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,049thLargest Retail Industry: 2,087thHighest Economic Output: 2,326thMost Cultured: 2,398thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,891stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,928thHighest Average Incomes: 5,124thMost Inclusive: 5,278thMost Devout: 5,565thHighest Food Quality: 6,357thSmartest Citizens: 6,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,490thLargest Populations: 6,873rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,623rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,813thMost Efficient Economies: 8,119thNudest: 9,781stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,924thLargest Black Market: 10,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,733rdMost Influential: 12,682ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,787thHighest Drug Use: 24,710th
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Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Devout: 74th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionNudest: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 114th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 116th in the regionLargest Black Market: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 135th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 136th in the regionMost Politically Free: 152nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 340th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 422nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Captain Jack Sparrow is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, Shipwreck has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, families burn Captain Jack Sparrow's latest official photograph to keep warm.
  • : Following new legislation in The Brethren C0urt, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.

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