Best Weather: 369thMost Beautiful Environments: 656thHealthiest Citizens: 983rd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Socialists
Oh Jesus Christ, Fenton
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Blakeley Isles

Population18.78 billion

CapitalNew Walberton
LeaderJack
FaithAtheism

CurrencySterling
AnimalTiger

The Kingdom of The Blakeley Isles is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jack with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.78 billion Blakeley Islanders are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Walberton. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blakeley Islander economy, worth a remarkable 3,252 trillion Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,175 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, and women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Blakeley Isles's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Blakeley Isles is ranked 14,771st in the world and 1st in NationStates Entente for Most Stationary, with 1,792.0791655686 days.

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Best Weather: 369thMost Beautiful Environments: 656thHealthiest Citizens: 983rdMost Secular: 1,138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,222ndMost Cultured: 1,240thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,262ndHighest Food Quality: 1,386thMost Pacifist: 2,264thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,746thMost Inclusive: 4,027thMost Developed: 4,764thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,298thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,630thNicest Citizens: 5,709thHighest Economic Output: 6,479thLargest Black Market: 6,672ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,076thSmartest Citizens: 7,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,624thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,758thLowest Crime Rates: 9,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,300thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,658thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,251stMost Stationary: 14,771stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,224thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,240thLargest Populations: 18,410thLargest Governments: 20,027thMost Efficient Economies: 20,327thMost Influential: 22,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,636th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Blakeley Isles, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in The Blakeley Isles, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
  • : Following new legislation in The Blakeley Isles, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in The Blakeley Isles, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Blakeley Isles, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : The Blakeley Isles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : The Blakeley Isles was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : The Blakeley Isles was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : The Blakeley Isles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Serovski Mir 2022".
  • : The Blakeley Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Grilled Cheese Act".

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