Most Rebellious Youth: 479thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,349thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,450th
The Badlands Beyond The Brink of
Left-wing Utopia
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Ernest Mann
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The Bizarre

Population23.521 billion

CapitalDown Town
LeaderErnest Mann

CurrencyTime Credit

The Badlands Beyond The Brink of The Bizarre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ernest Mann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.521 billion Bizarroes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Down Town. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bizarrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Time Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,884 Time Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, planespotters are emigrating in droves, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and the moose is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Bizarre's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bizarrism.

The Bizarre is ranked 44,380th in the world and 4th in The Illuminati for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 94.63 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 479thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,349thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,125thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,392ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,462ndTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,890thNicest Citizens: 2,992ndHighest Crime Rates: 3,028thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,756thMost Cultured: 4,186thMost Pacifist: 4,629thMost Influential: 5,478thMost Stationary: 5,859thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,924thLargest Populations: 6,295thHealthiest Citizens: 6,540thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,685thSmartest Citizens: 7,336thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,616thBest Weather: 7,776thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,442ndHighest Economic Output: 8,496thHighest Food Quality: 9,398thMost Devout: 11,408thLargest Governments: 12,146thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,886thMost Inclusive: 19,332ndMost Developed: 19,865thMost Income Equality: 23,317th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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