Most Valuable International Artwork: 178thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,684thMost Influential: 5,733rd
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The Better Akonika

Population1.117 billion



The Commonwealth of The Better Akonika is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.117 billion Akonikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akindom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The powerhouse Better Akonikan economy, worth 100 trillion Meows a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,308 Meows, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime is totally unknown. The Better Akonika's national animal is the Akong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Better Akonika is ranked 37,616th in the world and 1,084th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 153.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 178thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,684thMost Influential: 5,733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,242ndBest Weather: 8,685thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,802ndTop
Most Secular: 14,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,327thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,346thNicest Citizens: 16,030thHealthiest Citizens: 17,837thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,756thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,396thHighest Food Quality: 21,091stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,168thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,096thMost Inclusive: 23,668thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,689thMost Cultured: 25,207th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 270th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 270th in the regionMost Secular: 422nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 446th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 468th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 540th in the regionNicest Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 604th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 667th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 688th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 693rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 699th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 729th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 732nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 760th in the regionMost Cultured: 772nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 792nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 840th in the regionMost Developed: 870th in the regionMost Inclusive: 877th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 891st in the region

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