The Benevolent Nation of Winterland
Population | 19.169 billion |
Capital | O'Tawa |
Leader | Mr Frost |
Currency | CAD |
Animal | Moose |
The Dictatorship of The Benevolent Nation of Winterland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Frost with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.169 billion Nukks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of O'Tawa. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Nukkadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,692 trillion CADS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,779 CADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime is totally unknown. The Benevolent Nation of Winterland's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Benevolent Nation of Winterland is ranked 5,171st in the world and 103rd in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,217.706274 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Benevolent Nation of Winterland altered its national flag.
- : The Benevolent Nation of Winterland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in The Benevolent Nation of Winterland, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".