The Socialist Federal Republic of The Aquaria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Yuno Grinberryall with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 1.175 billion Aquas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokisaki Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aqua economy, worth 183 trillion Eauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 156,120 Eauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and hell is not always other people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Aquaria's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Aquaria is ranked 102,660^th in the world and 429^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 165.78713000728 days.