Population | 8.682 billion |
Capital | Rhodoline |
Leader | Prince of Rhodoline |
Faith | Orifism |
Currency | Courjitzien |
Animal | House Cat |
The Incomprehensible Catastrophe of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.682 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 153,135 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.
The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 232,117th in the world and 7,174th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 24.0964776338 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot altered its national flag.
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot was refounded in Lazarus.
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : The Ankhalic Vaspriot's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.