The Confederacy of The Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aid is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by No One with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 756 million Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aidians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aidian economy, worth 61.2 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 80,937 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,285 per year while the poor average 8,769, a ratio of 47.0 to 1.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aid's national animal is the pack rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Anarcho-capitalist Lands of Kool-Aid is ranked 98,494^th in the world and 147^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Influential, scoring 263 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.