Most Avoided: 396thFattest Citizens: 481stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 484th
The Process State of
Corporate Police State
Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!
Influence
Negotiator
Secretary of State
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Albertan Empire

Population30.002 billion

CapitalBunker 3432
LeaderTerminal 6A
FaithTerminal Maximus

CurrencyCanadian Tire Dollar
AnimalPrairie Oyster

The Process State of The Albertan Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Terminal 6A with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.002 billion Human Resources are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 3432. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 8,494 trillion Canadian Tire Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,121 Canadian Tire Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,010,702 per year while the poor average 13,240, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, The Albertan Empire isn't what it used to be, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Albertan Empire's national animal is the Prairie Oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Terminal Maximus.

The Albertan Empire is ranked 218,800th in the world and 27th in Eladen for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.24 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Avoided: 396thFattest Citizens: 481stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 484thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 494thLargest Mining Sector: 520thHighest Economic Output: 617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 913thLargest Gambling Industry: 925thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 951stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,107thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,272ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,758thLargest Retail Industry: 1,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,906thLargest Populations: 2,148thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,171stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,352ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,174thMost Secular: 3,423rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,709thRudest Citizens: 4,851stMost Efficient Economies: 6,822ndMost Armed: 7,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,809thLargest Black Market: 9,837thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,394thMost Influential: 10,751stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,639th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Albertan Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, The Albertan Empire isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in The Albertan Empire, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.

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