The Tridoron of Thaw is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Krim Steinbelt with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.387 billion Shift Cars enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Global Freeze. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Transformation Trinket economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion Core Driviars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,344 Core Driviars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaw's national animal is the Roidmude, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drive.

Thaw is ranked 261,588^th in the world and 305^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.58 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.