Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Inclusive: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th
The PS2 Puppet of
Democratic Socialists
Stop reading my motto!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thalasse

Population13.793 billion

CapitalThalasse City
LeaderLeader
FaithPeace

CurrencyFlower
AnimalRadioactive Butterfly

The PS2 Puppet of Thalasse is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.793 billion Thalasseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalasse City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thalassean economy, worth a remarkable 3,827 trillion Flowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,485 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Thalasse's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown. Thalasse's national animal is the Radioactive Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Peace.

Thalasse is ranked 24,925th in the world and 675th in the South Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 284,285 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rdMost Inclusive: 5thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17thNicest Citizens: 18thHighest Food Quality: 18thMost Pacifist: 23rdBest Weather: 23rdMost Developed: 25thLongest Average Lifespans: 31stMost Advanced Public Education: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Beautiful Environments: 42ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45thMost Cheerful Citizens: 70thSafest: 80thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 116thLargest Governments: 120thMost Cultured: 176thLowest Crime Rates: 247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 336thMost Subsidized Industry: 349thMost Rebellious Youth: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 592ndMost Efficient Economies: 795thSmartest Citizens: 899thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,661stMost Income Equality: 3,329thHighest Economic Output: 3,403rdTop
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Most Patriotic: 18,052ndLargest Populations: 20,343rd
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Income Equality: 185th in the regionLargest Populations: 229th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 379th in the regionMost Patriotic: 444th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Thalasse's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, home renovation projects take decades to complete.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, hazmat suits are a common Thalassean garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.

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