Most Inclusive: 1stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2ndHighest Food Quality: 2nd
The Eternal Misfortune of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Stop Reading My Motto!
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Thalasse

Population19.465 billion

CapitalThalasse City
LeaderLeader
FaithPeace

CurrencyFlower
AnimalRadioactive Butterfly

The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.465 billion Thalasseans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thalasse City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thalassean economy, worth a remarkable 6,459 trillion Flowers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 331,858 Flowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thalasse's national animal is the Radioactive Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Peace.

Thalasse is ranked 62nd in the world and 1st in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Cultured, scoring 931 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 1stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2ndHighest Food Quality: 2ndNicest Citizens: 4thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4thLargest Welfare Programs: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thMost Developed: 11thMost Pacifist: 13thBest Weather: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thSafest: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 18thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 25thMost Beautiful Environments: 26thHighest Average Tax Rates: 30thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37thMost Cheerful Citizens: 46thMost Cultured: 62ndLowest Crime Rates: 68thLargest Governments: 68thMost Advanced Public Transport: 195thMost Subsidized Industry: 465thHighest Poor Incomes: 473rdSmartest Citizens: 561stMost Efficient Economies: 691stMost Rebellious Youth: 753rdMost Income Equality: 1,118thHighest Average Incomes: 2,058thHighest Economic Output: 2,065thTop
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Most Devout: 4,301stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,474thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,518thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,986th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Thalasse was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Thalasse, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.

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