Most Devout: 1,386thLargest Retail Industry: 2,710thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,834th
The United States of
Corporate Police State
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Texas States

Population8.661 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency100000000000 Ton of Gold
AnimalLonghorn

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, otherworldly petting zoo, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.661 billion Texans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,803 trillion 100000000000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 208,180 100000000000 Tons of Gold, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 783,899 per year while the poor average 38,551, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 6,831st in the world and 214th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,052.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,386thLargest Retail Industry: 2,710thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,834thMost Armed: 2,906thBest Weather: 3,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,348thMost Influential: 4,240thRudest Citizens: 4,279thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,932ndMost Patriotic: 6,116thMost Efficient Economies: 6,179thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,249thHighest Average Incomes: 6,731stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,831stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,402ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,182ndLargest Black Market: 8,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,142ndHighest Economic Output: 11,041stMost Developed: 11,114thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,916thLargest Governments: 12,508thLowest Crime Rates: 12,765thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,898thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,070thSmartest Citizens: 16,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,292ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,381stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,134thHealthiest Citizens: 19,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,893rdMost Stationary: 26,299th
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Most Devout: 54th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Armed: 101st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 198th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionRudest Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 258th in the regionMost Patriotic: 261st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 264th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 328th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 503rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 524th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 565th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 586th in the regionMost Stationary: 621st in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionMost Developed: 637th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 646th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 666th in the regionLargest Populations: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 743rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 761st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 822nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 843rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 865th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 933rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 956th in the regionMost Influential: 957th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 998th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,043rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,302nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the judicial system legislates morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.

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