Most Pacifist: 1,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,240th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
The wealth of a nation belongs to all
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tevisia

Population13.158 billion

CapitalSouthport
Leaderthe Chairperson of the State Council

CurrencyTevisian talent
AnimalFalcon

The Commonwealth of Tevisia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chairperson of the State Council with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.158 billion Tevisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southport. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tevisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Tevisian talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,950 Tevisian talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', where there's smoke there's the Tevisian Forestry Department, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tevisia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tevisia is ranked 34,445th in the world and 339th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,291.3807360158 days.

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Most Pacifist: 1,998thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,240thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,882ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 3,002ndBest Weather: 3,002ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,537thMost Inclusive: 3,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,227thSafest: 4,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,744thHighest Food Quality: 4,785thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,890thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,263rdMost Developed: 6,306thLargest Governments: 6,971stMost Cultured: 7,389thHealthiest Citizens: 7,434thLowest Crime Rates: 7,738thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,485thSmartest Citizens: 8,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,161stHighest Economic Output: 13,338thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,174thMost Efficient Economies: 19,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,553rdMost Income Equality: 22,078thHighest Average Incomes: 24,545th
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Most Pacifist: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 116th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 203rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 230th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 248th in the regionSafest: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 314th in the regionMost Developed: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 332nd in the regionMost Stationary: 339th in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 491st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 496th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Influential: 649th in the regionMost Income Equality: 712th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 744th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 757th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 785th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,014th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,028th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tevisia, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tevisia, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Tevisia, where there's smoke there's the Tevisian Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Tevisia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Tevisia's influence in Osiris rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tevisia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tevisia, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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