The State of Teufelfrau is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 32.415 billion Teufelfrauans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Teufelfrauan economy, worth 950 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,317 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teufelfrau's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and Teufelfrau has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teufelfrau's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Teufelfrau is ranked 90,309^th in the world and 1^st in Cantabria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.14 law-abiding acts per hour.