Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,107th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Testing Nation 447

Population6.295 billion

Currencyruble
Animalelephant

The Republic of Testing Nation 447 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.295 billion Testing Nation 447ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Testing Nation 447ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,858 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commemoration of the Great Testregionia War costs almost as much as the war itself, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results, and Testing Nation 447ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testing Nation 447's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Testing Nation 447 is ranked 2,223rd in the world and 7th in Testregionia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,172.74 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 610thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,081stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,107thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,539thLargest Black Market: 1,568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,770thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,223rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,637thFattest Citizens: 3,886thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,030thMost Avoided: 5,329thHighest Average Incomes: 5,405thMost Efficient Economies: 6,320thNudest: 7,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,538thLargest Mining Sector: 10,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,780thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,349thLargest Governments: 12,375thHighest Economic Output: 13,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,762ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,959thMost Secular: 21,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,272nd
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Testing Nation 447's influence in Testregionia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, Testing Nation 447ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, commemoration of the Great Testregionia War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Elephant Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Testing Nation 447's influence in Testregionia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Testing Nation 447's influence in Testregionia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing Nation 447, glamping Testing Nation 447ians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.

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