Most Influential: 5,598thLowest Crime Rates: 5,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,848th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Government Knows Best!
Tsar Clouseau
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tessau

Population20.562 billion

CapitalDresden
LeaderTsar Clouseau
FaithPink Panther-ism

CurrencySilver
AnimalGhost

The Dictatorship of Tessau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Clouseau with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.562 billion Pencil-Pushers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dresden. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The large but sluggish Tessauan economy, worth 893 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 43,475 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, and those who cut young children are told to cut it out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tessau's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pink Panther-ism.

Tessau is ranked 174,200th in the world and 3,119th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 90.84259463848 days.

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Most Influential: 5,598thLowest Crime Rates: 5,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,848thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,475thBest Weather: 8,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,783rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,080thLargest Governments: 12,088thHealthiest Citizens: 12,403rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,974thMost Authoritarian: 13,757thSafest: 14,323rdTop
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Largest Populations: 15,730thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,143rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,328thMost Patriotic: 22,950thHighest Food Quality: 23,559thMost Cultured: 25,567thSmartest Citizens: 26,499th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 220th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 229th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 261st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 262nd in the regionLargest Populations: 271st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 375th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 439th in the regionBest Weather: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 462nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472nd in the regionLargest Governments: 526th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Patriotic: 601st in the regionSafest: 647th in the region

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