Population | 5.71 billion |
Capital | T |
Leader | T |
Currency | Nerd |
Animal | Unicorn |
The T of T of Terilla is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by T with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.71 billion Terillans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Terillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion Nerds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,134 Nerds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Terilla is ranked 45,200th in the world and 61st in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 971.73098920288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Terilla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Terilla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Terilla, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.