The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Edward Morrison with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.447 billion Psychopaths are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kitchen. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychopathic economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Shiny Objects a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,101 Shiny Objects, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tercania Islands's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Food Disease and Cuthulu Worship.

Tercania Islands is ranked 11,777^th in the world and 7^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,468.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.