Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,523rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,275thMost Armed: 2,312th
The Deranged Anarchist Chef of
Left-wing Utopia
Eat the rich!
Edward Morrison
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Tercania Islands

Population9.447 billion

CapitalThe Kitchen
LeaderEdward Morrison
FaithFood Disease and Cuthulu Worship

CurrencyShiny Object
AnimalCoconut Crab

The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Edward Morrison with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.447 billion Psychopaths are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kitchen. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Psychopathic economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Shiny Objects a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 118,101 Shiny Objects, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former televangelists are often seen begging skateboarders for donations, the streets are ravaged by murder and violence to prove political points, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tercania Islands's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Food Disease and Cuthulu Worship.

Tercania Islands is ranked 11,777th in the world and 7th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,468.23 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,523rdHighest Crime Rates: 2,275thMost Armed: 2,312thTop
Highest Drug Use: 3,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,832ndLargest Black Market: 4,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,840thRudest Citizens: 4,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,987thMost Inclusive: 5,039thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,406thBest Weather: 5,521stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,027thNicest Citizens: 7,380thHighest Food Quality: 8,139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,569thTop
Most Secular: 13,226thMost Cultured: 13,942ndSmartest Citizens: 13,994thMost Influential: 14,596thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,872ndHighest Economic Output: 18,794thMost Developed: 19,042nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

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