Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,727thMost Authoritarian: 5,562ndMost Conservative: 12,828th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Telsper

Population206 million

Currencytooth
Animallion

The Dictatorship of Telsper is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 206 million Telsperians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Telsperian economy, worth 11.1 trillion teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,977 teeth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telsper's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Telsper is ranked 139,641st in the world and 6th in Icor for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.88 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,727thMost Authoritarian: 5,562ndTop
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Most Conservative: 12,828thSafest: 19,288thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,347thMost Extreme: 21,708th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Telsper's influence in Icor rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, religion makes people horny.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Telsper, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.

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