Population | 6.107 billion |
Capital | Lomania |
Leader | Marshal Zelista Horken |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Stalisia |
Animal | Red Fox |
The Greater State of Telonovia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Zelista Horken with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.107 billion Telonovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomania. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Telonovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,030 trillion Stalisias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 168,728 Stalisias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Marshal Zelista Horken's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telonovia's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.
Telonovia is ranked 22,828th in the world and 510th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Telonovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Telonovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Empire of Great Scapula.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Telonovia was endorsed by The Federation of Greater Fennovia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 87 » Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Valles Stellarum, Amerion, Goldnation, Land Without Shrimp, Ever Testing, Bawkie, Sporaltryus, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Wehraboos, Altnavia, Unielvan Millorvium, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Froshar, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Empire of Pekoland, Great Lothian, Estival, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Tsunamy, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Chernaya Zvezda, Tanyaland, Alvira, Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, Marnrio, Kringalia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, New Maxta, Blipp, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, and 37 others.Khnomania, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, The Weirdo, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Marre, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Legosia, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Albend, Stelmund, Megistos, and SharttingToepia.