Population | 8.336 billion |
Capital | Capital Heights |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Telmun is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 8.336 billion Telmunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.
The Telmunian economy, worth 372 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 44,649 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, military funding has been stripped back, and Telmun has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telmun's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Telmun is ranked 36,770th in the world and 8th in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte for Most Stationary, with 1,238.0409090422 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Telmun altered its national flag.
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Telmun's influence in Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".