Population | 7.645 billion |
Capital | Importantia |
Leader | The Leader of Tekumonia |
Faith | Pasta |
Currency | Talent |
Animal | Squirrel |
The Free Land of Tekumonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Leader of Tekumonia with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.645 billion Tekumonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Importantia. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tekumonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,816 trillion Talents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,577 Talents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Leader of Tekumonia, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, visiting the best Tekumonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and The Leader Of Tekumonia reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Tekumonia's national animal is the Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pasta.
Tekumonia is ranked 293,225th in the world and 10,339th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 4.08 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tekumonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, The Leader Of Tekumonia reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, visiting the best Tekumonian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Leader of Tekumonia.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, Tekumonians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Tekumonia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Tekumonia.
- : Tekumonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".