Population | 9.851 billion |
Capital | Sun City |
Currency | rupee |
Animal | porpoise |
The Disputed Territories of Tekhanistan is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.851 billion Tekhanistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sun City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.8%.
The thriving Tekhanistanian economy, worth 496 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,382 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
An exhibition on porpoise memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, a major religion has been named as Tekhanistan's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Tekhanistan in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. Tekhanistan's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.
Tekhanistan is ranked 108,312th in the world and 31st in Arctic for Most Stationary, with 372.52297686292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tekhanistan's influence in Arctic rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Tekhanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Socialist People's Republic of Novaya Zemlya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Socialist People's Republic of Novaya Zemlya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Socialist People's Republic of Novaya Zemlya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Socialist People's Republic of Novaya Zemlya, curing 1 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The State of Maas, curing 3 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The State of Maas, curing 1 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The State of Maas, curing 3 million infected.
- : Tekhanistan was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The State of Maas, curing 2 million infected.