Most Pacifist: 7,638thMost Primitive: 8,409thSafest: 9,327th
The Most Serene Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Everybody talks about military. We talk about culture
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fragile
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Teffland

Population428 million

CapitalLudwigslust

CurrencyTeffo
AnimalPegasus

The Most Serene Republic of Teffland is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 428 million Tefflandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ludwigslust. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Tefflandian economy, worth 9.64 trillion Teffoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 22,516 Teffoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, being dead no longer has any benefits, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teffland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teffland is ranked 229,750th in the world and 5,832nd in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 7,638thMost Primitive: 8,409thSafest: 9,327thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,362ndMost Income Equality: 13,278thNicest Citizens: 13,989thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,729thBest Weather: 19,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,601stMost Inclusive: 23,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,247th
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Most Primitive: 190th in the regionMost Pacifist: 216th in the regionSafest: 258th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 377th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionBest Weather: 481st in the regionMost Income Equality: 515th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 524th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 565th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 587th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "Everybody talks about military. We talk about culture".
  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "All do talk about military. We talk about culture".
  • : Following new legislation in Teffland, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teffland, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
  • : Teffland was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "All talk about military. We don't".
  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "All talk about military. We talk about culture".
  • : Teffland published "Compendium of mottos and jokes" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "All talk about military.We talk about our better selves".
  • : Teffland changed its national motto to "Never celebrate you wrongdoings. Mourn them.".

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