The Mongoosarchy of Tee Googly Coffee Me is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fierybreadsticks with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.455 billion Googly Mooglies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzy Taco. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Googly Moogly economy, worth a remarkable 2,242 trillion chickencheesecakes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,495 chickencheesecakes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, students abandon classrooms for online education, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime is totally unknown. Tee Googly Coffee Me's national animal is the Depiglio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buckerson and Meyers.

Tee Googly Coffee Me is ranked 2,211^th in the world and 5^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 27,318.01 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.