Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
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All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Techno

Population42.295 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 42.295 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 33,039 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 781,156 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,786,933 per year while the poor average 14,249, a ratio of 476 to 1.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, feeling like a winner comes at a price, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 273,089th in the world and 72nd in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -45.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 25thMost Avoided: 28thLargest Populations: 44thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 45thMost Efficient Economies: 50thLargest Gambling Industry: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 54thLargest Mining Sector: 58thLargest Insurance Industry: 62ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78thFattest Citizens: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114thMost Armed: 154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 286thMost Corrupt Governments: 315thMost Secular: 369thMost Patriotic: 493rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 511thSmartest Citizens: 542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 557thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 750thRudest Citizens: 817thLargest Retail Industry: 839thLargest Publishing Industry: 883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,082ndLargest Governments: 1,446thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,626thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,636thTop
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Nudest: 3,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,633rdLargest Black Market: 6,213thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,425thTop
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Most Conservative: 17,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,102ndMost Stationary: 23,896thMost Influential: 26,201stMost Pro-Market: 26,338th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Techno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in Techno, Technoan farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.

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