The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.302 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth a remarkable 4,820 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 391,856 cenzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Team Hawkeye are famed for their reasonable volume levels, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime is totally unknown. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.

Team Hawkeye is ranked 148,693^rd in the world and 27^th in Gypsy Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.12 law-abiding acts per hour.