Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,164thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,449thBest Weather: 12,703rd
The Tealites of
Democratic Socialists
Teal
Teal Tealington
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Teal Nation

Population1.969 billion

CapitalTealtopia
LeaderTeal Tealington
FaithTeal

CurrencyTeal Dollar
AnimalTeal Shiba Inu

The Tealites of Teal Nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Teal Tealington with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.969 billion Tealites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tealtopia. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Teal Nationian economy, worth 62.5 trillion Teal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,731 Teal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, prank shows are so hot right now, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teal Nation's national animal is the Teal Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teal.

Teal Nation is ranked 219,820th in the world and 7,042nd in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,164thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,449thBest Weather: 12,703rdNicest Citizens: 12,725thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,148thMost Pacifist: 14,434thHealthiest Citizens: 15,845thMost Inclusive: 16,521stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,962ndMost Rebellious Youth: 20,068thMost Income Equality: 20,472ndMost Cultured: 22,474th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 225th in the regionNicest Citizens: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Pacifist: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 299th in the regionMost Inclusive: 306th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 405th in the regionMost Cultured: 411th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 524th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 548th in the regionMost Income Equality: 554th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 602nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Influential: 667th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 668th in the regionSafest: 746th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teal Nation was endorsed by The Prettiest Nation in TRR of Miss Hungary.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, prank shows are so hot right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Teal Nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Teal Nation, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.

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