Smartest Citizens: 234thMost Advanced Public Education: 234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245th
The Northern Hinterland of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Pithy Latin phrase.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Teaberry

Population37.043 billion

CapitalNew Rossyth
LeaderHattix XI

Currencybra strap
Animaltrout

The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.043 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 11,821 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 319,120 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign workers are flooding in as bra straps flood out, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and rumor has it that Hattix XI has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Teaberry is ranked 994th in the world and 27th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 34.78 bananas ingested per day.

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Smartest Citizens: 234thMost Advanced Public Education: 234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 245thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 257thMost Secular: 276thMost Scientifically Advanced: 326thHighest Economic Output: 437thMost Rebellious Youth: 441stMost Inclusive: 453rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 518thHighest Food Quality: 524thLargest Governments: 597thMost Beautiful Environments: 619thMost Developed: 622ndLongest Average Lifespans: 688thHighest Poor Incomes: 750thLowest Crime Rates: 803rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 862ndHealthiest Citizens: 994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,114thSafest: 1,175thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,240thMost Cultured: 1,258thLargest Populations: 1,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,229thBest Weather: 2,492ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,907thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,219thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,420thRudest Citizens: 3,682ndMost Pacifist: 3,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,409thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,954thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,725thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,525thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,569thNudest: 11,664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,358thMost Patriotic: 12,442ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,800thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,057thHighest Drug Use: 26,047th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionRudest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Pacifist: 175th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 248th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 255th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 354th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 362nd in the regionNudest: 438th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 458th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 564th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teaberry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, rumor has it that Hattix XI has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, foreign workers are flooding in as bra straps flood out.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaberry, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.

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