The Republic of Tazhakhmet is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 721 million Tazhakhs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Despantasï. The average income tax rate is 6.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tazhakh economy, worth 30.7 trillion kredit ekhtansataviyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,641 kredit ekhtansataviyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tazhakhmet's national animal is the mountain goat.

Tazhakhmet is ranked 111,358^th in the world and 33^rd in Wysteria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.22 percentage of bribes refused.