Most Stationary: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thLargest Populations: 86th
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Tartu

Population38.196 billion

LeaderLeader

CurrencyEllen
AnimalValk

The Vabariik of Tartu is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 38.196 billion Tartuans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Tartuan economy, worth a remarkable 7,973 trillion Ellens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 208,762 Ellens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 958,777 per year while the poor average 27,581, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, there's never enough space in space, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tartu's national animal is the Valk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tartu is ranked 1,394th in the world and 1st in Alone again or for Fattest Citizens, with 51.1 Obesity Rate.

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Most Stationary: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39thLargest Populations: 86thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thLargest Agricultural Sector: 290thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 375thHighest Economic Output: 697thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 700thMost Avoided: 1,180thFattest Citizens: 1,394thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,527thRudest Citizens: 1,888thMost Devout: 1,916thSafest: 1,951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,978thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,182ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,755thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,324thLargest Retail Industry: 3,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,648thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,365thHighest Average Incomes: 5,560thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,950thMost Influential: 7,020thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,445thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,954thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,099thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,468th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tartu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, there's never enough space in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Tartu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
  • : Following new legislation in Tartu, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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