Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,379th
The Holy Yellow Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
NationStates
Emperor Wuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Talitop

Population12.796 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyGold Coin
Animalzombie

The Holy Yellow Dictatorship of Talitop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.796 billion Talitopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The powerhouse Talitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,135 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talitop's national animal is the zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Talitop is ranked 88,416th in the world and 55th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 514.9344968306 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,060thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,379thLargest Mining Sector: 13,268thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,782ndBest Weather: 20,213thLargest Black Market: 24,421stMost Patriotic: 24,596thHighest Economic Output: 26,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,190thLowest Crime Rates: 27,260th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Patriotic: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Talitop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Talitop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Talitop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Talitop, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Talitop, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in Talitop, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in Talitop, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Talitop, NationStates staff are easily recognizable by their gold-plated mansions.
  • : Talitop was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle, curing 5 million infected.
  • : Talitop was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Geosocialist Federation of Enricia, curing 6 million infected.

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