Population | 28.479 billion |
Capital | Korbucci |
Leader | Ser Ghez |
Faith | the Faith |
Currency | tall |
Animal | Sabretooth Tiger |
The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ser Ghez with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 28.479 billion MaChengs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbucci. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Akmachenian economy, worth an astonishing 11,192 trillion talls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 393,016 talls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is totally unknown. TalAkMaChen's national animal is the Sabretooth Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.
TalAkMaChen is ranked 180th in the world and 2nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 721 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, Korbucci's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, Ser Ghez claims to be the epitome of family values.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in TalAkMaChen, pros are the new cons.