Most Authoritarian: 940thMost Extreme: 2,899thMost Conservative: 3,170th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
When we think we have enough flowers, we don't.
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Taintoak

Population8.199 billion

Currencylira
Animalswan

The Republic of Taintoak is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.199 billion Taintoakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Taintoakian economy, worth 86.2 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,513 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and a major religion has been named as Taintoak's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taintoak's national animal is the swan.

Taintoak is ranked 29,016th in the world and 3rd in Geopolitics for Most Stationary, with 1,381.52256721388 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 940thMost Extreme: 2,899thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,170thMost Income Equality: 5,210thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,687thTop
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Most Stationary: 29,016th

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  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Taintoak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.

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