The Kingdom of Syrduria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Karlus I with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 2.753 billion Syrdurians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyvern's Rest. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Syrdurian economy, worth 108 trillion Glänzens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,314 Glänzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, Syrduria has designated Wyvern's Rest as its capital city, Karlus I has just been declared ruler of Syrduria in an international press conference, and Iskrenism has been named as Syrduria's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syrduria's national animal is the Wyvern, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Iskrenism.

Syrduria is ranked 256,995^th in the world and 148^th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 1.46 quips per hour.