Population | 2.544 billion |
Capital | Sine |
Leader | Simon Clover |
Faith | Clovan Sine |
Currency | Crab |
Animal | Tiger |
The Federation of Synne Clo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Simon Clover with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.544 billion Synne Cloans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sine. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.
The very strong Synne Cloan economy, worth 180 trillion Crabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,088 Crabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Synne Clo's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Clovan Sine.
Synne Clo is ranked 229,786th in the world and 6,923rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 24.83746327068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Synne Clo's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Synne Clo's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Synne Clo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Synne Clo was refounded in Balder.
- : Synne Clo ceased to exist in The West Pacific.
- : Synne Clo was endorsed by The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil.
- : Synne Clo was endorsed by The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia.
- : Synne Clo was endorsed by The More Surveillance Than State of Varanius.
- : Following new legislation in Synne Clo, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
- : Following new legislation in Synne Clo, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.